~ If I wake up and my nuke is not in my mouth, the only response there can be is to cry and then half attempt to look for it myself until Daddy comes and gives it to me
~ Even though (or because?) I need my nuke to fall asleep, I must throw my nuke out of my crib at least twice during my afternoon nap before I can sleep
~ The best time to have a big poo, is 20 min after mommy lays me down for my afternoon nap. It's even better if I have another one 20 min after she changes the first!
~ If I don't kick and kick and kick all day long, the world might end
~ Sports bras are actually big necklaces
~ If someone around me cough's, I must cough too
~ Walking on my own is not a possibility
~ The reason why mom and dad has a cell phone is so that I can watch videos of myself
~ I'm joining forces with daddy in wanting a dog, much to my momma's disappointment
~ The second a camera is pointed at me, that means to stop what I'm doing and frown
~ Auntie Mo wears necklaces just so I can play with them
~ The only way to eat a banana is to inhale it